BRAND
NEW
KITTEN
MOMMA
FUCK
UYEAH!!
BABY COMES HOME ON TUESDAY
FOUND A BRAND NEW LITTER BOX ON THE STREET
SCORE
SO EXCITED
NEED NAMES FOR BABY
SENTENCES ARENT HAPPENIGN
BLACK AND WHITE WITH THUMBS!!!!! ! ! ! NAME IDEAS POR FAVOR
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The waiting room at the animal shelter is absolute hell. Can I just get my kitten already?
Also DID YOU KNOW IM GETTIN A KITTEN? Because I’m really fcukigEXCUTEDDDDJDJAGSI -
There’s an old Jewish man on the train turning around every forty seconds to look at my tits.
I swear to god. I am going to kick him in the jaw.
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when you think “music of harlem” you probably DON’T imagine a mashup of mister softee and a mosque
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Came home from the beach to discover that I had completely missed the back of my legs with sunscreen. ow.
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the horrifying moment when you realize that last year’s bikini doesn’t fit you because you somehow grew a whole cup size and your butt is too (ph/f)at to fit into the bottoms without either a borderline thong or ultimate plumbers crack exposure
sigh
I miss being 112 lbs. 128 sucks and none of my clothes fit me anymore.
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I am the whitest person ever and I am painting my toenails on my fire escape at 7 am because I didn’t sleep at all last night and fuck…..I’m so bored
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Yeeeee I finally learned how to business casual
It is too hot to do my hair. I am forever Miss Frizzle.
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macbook charger broke AGAIN for the third time
goodbye cruel internet
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the most important thing is that they are not for, ya know, conservative politics. tah-rust me.
i don’t even touch politics for my own personal interest. i find so many complications with everything political that i expose myself to that i refuse to speak with anyone about it. when i become interested enough, i’ll inform myself and that’ll be the end of it.
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having a million things in common with someone and not being compatible
or being compatible but having next to nothing in common
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